1. But first, let me take a selfie

     

  2. This is my “I’m too tired and out-of- it to read the things that I need to read” face

    it’s not a good face

     

  3. Brock just noticed that the tag on my shirt mentions that it’s made out of dad material

     

  4. Such a rebel

     

  5. Me and the wife. #throwbackthursday

     

  6. Ready to geek out!

     

  7. Ancient Hawaiians say: bourbon before bourbon before gin before gin before tequila before gin is probably an unwise decision.

     

  8. I feel like we should be in a buddy cop movie or something. ‘Hawaii 5-0…0’

     

  9. Awk

     

  10. Ancient Hawaiians say: “Never eat the coconut you find in the dark.”

     

  11. #tbt to Caroline’s Sweet 16 because I looked good for once. Definitely pulled off the bowtie/suspenders. Matt Smith knows what looks good.

     

  12. Plz- call me “Commander”

     

  13. I did like how I looked under the gown tho

     

  14. But first- #letmetakeaselfie

     

  15. #transformationtuesday Marisa’s Sweet 16 vs. Caroline’s Sweet 16. Six years apart. Same deejay. I think we’ve gotten whiter.