1. But first, let me take a selfie


  2. This is my “I’m too tired and out-of- it to read the things that I need to read” face

    it’s not a good face


  3. Brock just noticed that the tag on my shirt mentions that it’s made out of dad material


  4. Such a rebel


  5. Me and the wife. #throwbackthursday


  6. Ready to geek out!


  7. Ancient Hawaiians say: bourbon before bourbon before gin before gin before tequila before gin is probably an unwise decision.


  8. I feel like we should be in a buddy cop movie or something. ‘Hawaii 5-0…0’


  9. Awk


  10. Ancient Hawaiians say: “Never eat the coconut you find in the dark.”


  11. #tbt to Caroline’s Sweet 16 because I looked good for once. Definitely pulled off the bowtie/suspenders. Matt Smith knows what looks good.


  12. Plz- call me “Commander”


  13. I did like how I looked under the gown tho


  14. But first- #letmetakeaselfie


  15. #transformationtuesday Marisa’s Sweet 16 vs. Caroline’s Sweet 16. Six years apart. Same deejay. I think we’ve gotten whiter.