1. I’m turning 24 in a week, and apparently the most grievous of my adolescent rebellions is sneaking out for iced tea


  2. But first, let me take a selfie


  3. This is my “I’m too tired and out-of- it to read the things that I need to read” face

    it’s not a good face


  4. Brock just noticed that the tag on my shirt mentions that it’s made out of dad material


  5. Such a rebel


  6. Me and the wife. #throwbackthursday


  7. Ready to geek out!


  8. Ancient Hawaiians say: bourbon before bourbon before gin before gin before tequila before gin is probably an unwise decision.


  9. I feel like we should be in a buddy cop movie or something. ‘Hawaii 5-0…0’


  10. Awk


  11. Ancient Hawaiians say: “Never eat the coconut you find in the dark.”


  12. #tbt to Caroline’s Sweet 16 because I looked good for once. Definitely pulled off the bowtie/suspenders. Matt Smith knows what looks good.


  13. Plz- call me “Commander”


  14. I did like how I looked under the gown tho


  15. But first- #letmetakeaselfie