Mike, 22, Connecticut, college student, Writing major, part-time pizza guy, full-time blogger/lazy person. Oh, and I have a very special Ms. Lady, and I like to talk about her, too. Using this as a place to vent, express ideas/opinions, blah blah blah, all that other stuff. The semi-choerent brain droppings of someone with entirely too much time on his hands. Also lots of random, fast-paced reblogging. Enjoy.  Doctors at Captain Jack’s Stag Party Tumblr (3.0; @ohai-mg)http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/125cd002caa071feb227f8c736c5a595/tumblr_mmxmj9eVzC1qc8jh0o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0a67b52d92ac66022f25b97ec7305333/tumblr_mmxmj9eVzC1qc8jh0o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a028e8f9bc8dd8ce935ef79d4fcc1a8/tumblr_mmxmj9eVzC1qc8jh0o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cfda1ecca2d55dd943fbf200958637e9/tumblr_mmxmj9eVzC1qc8jh0o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d12a520e3a9f0a85a3960bc5013005f5/tumblr_mmxmj9eVzC1qc8jh0o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5bcec937cd10bd73e76582291465aa71/tumblr_mmxmj9eVzC1qc8jh0o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1b927c3721535c1301bd952e483f8314/tumblr_mmxmj9eVzC1qc8jh0o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tardisblue-alphared.tumblr.com/post/50650754779/im-crying-because-did-disney-miss-the-part-where" target="_blank">tardisblue-alphared</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>im crying because did disney miss the part where she DIDNT WANT TO DRESS UP FOR THE CEREMONY IN THE MOVIE? NO? OK WERE GONNA IGNORE THAT.</p> </blockquote>http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/post/50724147381http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/post/50724147381Sat, 18 May 2013 08:41:18 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://despairtanaka.tumblr.com/post/50701537258" target="_blank">despairtanaka</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the great</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e45ab26aa8cad2253a06442112aa876f/tumblr_inline_mmz5ifZpNH1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/post/50724104403http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/post/50724104403Sat, 18 May 2013 08:40:20 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slenclerman.tumblr.com/post/50384180044" target="_blank">slenclerman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>reasons to date me:<br/> -i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes<br/> -ive never killed a man (yet)<br/> -i once got 95% on guitar hero<br/> -you can play with my hair <br/> -im cheaper than a puppy</p> </blockquote>http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/post/50707781842http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/post/50707781842Sat, 18 May 2013 01:03:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/511fbc687f5ec1608b997860cb50b97c/tumblr_mmqhibMpMN1qk4fe1o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e561af0fc36bfc0f64da1c6a6ff673a0/tumblr_mmqhibMpMN1qk4fe1o2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/78fd65ab8a85e5d1284477d793e2d772/tumblr_mmqhibMpMN1qk4fe1o3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3ab3dec7cb28e0c2f1e593e85f4d342e/tumblr_mmqhibMpMN1qk4fe1o4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5d4aa61ef2b37d2e24241ec770730e35/tumblr_mmqhibMpMN1qk4fe1o5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/412bd5538d203d94ba0332073399415f/tumblr_mmqhibMpMN1qk4fe1o6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f638a9eafb4107dad95152c6eaed8fee/tumblr_mmqhibMpMN1qk4fe1o7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ab1e9bd459ba0e657b0c775b28999103/tumblr_mmqhibMpMN1qk4fe1o8_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/post/50704430731http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/post/50704430731Sat, 18 May 2013 00:08:16 -0400The AvengersCaptain America<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://watchtheskytonight.tumblr.com/post/50632201090/wait-supernatural-on-tuesdays" target="_blank">watchtheskytonight</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://psychcat.tumblr.com/post/50627608687/wait-supernatural-on-tuesdays" target="_blank">psychcat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://exceptforsasquatch.tumblr.com/post/50611623479/wait-supernatural-on-tuesdays" target="_blank">exceptforsasquatch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://carryonmywincestsounds.tumblr.com/post/50595763196/wait-supernatural-on-tuesdays" target="_blank">carryonmywincestsounds</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slayer-of-the-vampyres.tumblr.com/post/50595641287/wait-supernatural-on-tuesdays" target="_blank">slayer-of-the-vampyres</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://carryonmywincestsounds.tumblr.com/post/50594590153/wait-supernatural-on-tuesdays" target="_blank">carryonmywincestsounds</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/vampire-diaries-spinoff-originals-highlights-cw-fall-schedule-article-1.1345911" target="_blank">“Supernatural” moves to Tuesdays at 9 p.m.</a></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/566d37d7e71f094a82e470786fd04e87/tumblr_inline_mmwpjiKVvh1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>I don’t think Sam will approve</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/096e411df0c1646aa4f07e51d86b440e/tumblr_inline_mmwqctSvk71qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>CW obviously didn’t think this through. It was probably decided in the heat of the moment.</p> </blockquote> <p>oh my god</p> </blockquote> <p>The references in one post</p> </blockquote>http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/post/50704085445http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/post/50704085445Sat, 18 May 2013 00:03:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f1c6508e3f6647d3ec6875cb9f769c46/tumblr_mmwoixY53i1sqscqlo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/910c9a4a0ad437ffb8dc35bfdb973530/tumblr_mmwoixY53i1sqscqlo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/57b251cfeaa9771b58d69283f39c251d/tumblr_mmwoixY53i1sqscqlo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f8f1a38e176f8a3290a7592aced30fd8/tumblr_mmwoixY53i1sqscqlo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/321683663dcbeda309bcd207630045b4/tumblr_mmwoixY53i1sqscqlo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3baa1e0e907047fe84008e7afbf749e6/tumblr_mmwoixY53i1sqscqlo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/19343bf7c766cedf69e647162873ab91/tumblr_mmwoixY53i1sqscqlo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5ed1b7b86dffaf3ed3bf3fd6acf38971/tumblr_mmwoixY53i1sqscqlo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beware-the-telescreen.tumblr.com/post/50593166400/catch-me-if-you-can-2002-title-sequence" target="_blank">beware-the-telescreen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Catch Me If You Can (2002) - Title Sequence</em></p> </blockquote>http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/post/50703942570http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/post/50703942570Sat, 18 May 2013 00:00:53 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/69d6f1e695400409ae28b71af3051b25/tumblr_mmz3b49maN1rmxdt1o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/post/50703499511http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/post/50703499511Fri, 17 May 2013 23:54:15 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/59b222c39509ed192aa73ce7f99c187e/tumblr_mmz5t9DahX1qgwqw9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/post/50703443814http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/post/50703443814Fri, 17 May 2013 23:53:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/850ca65962ced9b08805e8021574a2e1/tumblr_mg6wcgCvR91qksdrmo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/37d71f733093c7a5c65529fb61765454/tumblr_mg6wcgCvR91qksdrmo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/798d7360a6cafdb9d093e76bcb2184da/tumblr_mg6wcgCvR91qksdrmo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/376edc2b845db8ffec06f4a1e560f6e0/tumblr_mg6wcgCvR91qksdrmo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8eb68c14baaca674efd941e2fc41fca3/tumblr_mg6wcgCvR91qksdrmo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bd93abbd03c44bc74a46342c88bbb999/tumblr_mg6wcgCvR91qksdrmo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c35f17ecfc591fcecdf72b9d96006909/tumblr_mg6wcgCvR91qksdrmo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0b9ecc77d475f81e0eb413075a2dbf81/tumblr_mg6wcgCvR91qksdrmo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shoopdancer2504.tumblr.com/post/39814138700" target="_blank">shoopdancer2504</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://shoopdancer2504.tumblr.com/tagged/favourite-classic-films" target="_blank">Favourite Classic Films</a> </strong>(in no particular order)<br/>Duck Soup (1933), dir. Leo McCarey</p> <blockquote> <p><em>I can see you right now in the kitchen, bending over a hot stove. But I can’t see the stove. </em></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/post/50703301959http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/post/50703301959Fri, 17 May 2013 23:51:17 -0400Duck SoupMarx brothers<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a77b23ae0d11eb0a06b7b612f1c26622/tumblr_mmy5e4cKsU1r10tndo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://flight-time.tumblr.com/post/50655044294/new-york-chicago-17-may-1992-during-the" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">flight-time</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>New York @ Chicago (17 May 1992)</strong></p> <p>During the deciding game of the Eastern Conference Semifinals, Michael Jordan exchanges pleasantries with Xavier McDaniel.</p> <p>A double technical was called as a result of this robust discussion.</p> </blockquote> <p></p>http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/post/50702906153http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/post/50702906153Fri, 17 May 2013 23:45:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/64bc9425c274cddf0770ef9b63a698ff/tumblr_mmisb8g70g1s27326o2_r2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/527df667fa5c204cb190073a22091f1e/tumblr_mmisb8g70g1s27326o1_r2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/748e979654c7116961b35023de284078/tumblr_mmisb8g70g1s27326o3_r3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/post/50702863386http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/post/50702863386Fri, 17 May 2013 23:44:46 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ed4c372bcf12ec66898bc9256e347d21/tumblr_mmxc8o2JLh1qe6n4co3_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/385df8d4afc7acfaaed045cc697dc428/tumblr_mmxc8o2JLh1qe6n4co2_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f9a8fd4e848de8c560a82fc0512348f6/tumblr_mmxc8o2JLh1qe6n4co1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/post/50702802842http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/post/50702802842Fri, 17 May 2013 23:43:52 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d3d26ae353824e66d976bb3a4a799c9a/tumblr_mmyh2s3v061rn7prdo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sammneiland.tumblr.com/post/50669202891/katsplanet-yahoo-wants-to-buy-tumblr-so-im" target="_blank">sammneiland</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://katspla.net/post/50665700685" target="_blank">katsplanet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://business.time.com/2013/05/17/purple-power-yahoo-reportedly-in-talks-to-buy-tumblr-for-up-to-1-billion/" target="_blank">yahoo wants to buy tumblr</a> so i’m making an early prediction as to what would happen if this were to take place</p> </blockquote> <p>so this is their plan after losing geocities.</p> </blockquote>http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/post/50702787241http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/post/50702787241Fri, 17 May 2013 23:43:38 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-adequate-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/50669347136/the-adequate-gatsby-the-adequate-gatsby-my" target="_blank">the-adequate-gatsby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-adequate-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/50668468969/the-adequate-gatsby-my-sister-keeps-asking-me" target="_blank">the-adequate-gatsby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-adequate-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/50667978361/my-sister-keeps-asking-me-if-i-want-to-go-see-the" target="_blank">the-adequate-gatsby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8cace5ac37c1eddec20a865d4bfdccd6/tumblr_inline_mmyj8krTRm1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/3328a4dda62a46d736620798bfde7f73/tumblr_inline_mmyjusrSBd1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p></p>http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/post/50702317061http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/post/50702317061Fri, 17 May 2013 23:36:48 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lru4q54wF81qesalro1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lru4q54wF81qesalro2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://coffeeandcheesecake.tumblr.com/post/35676593829/trying-to-ruin-marriage-again-are-we" target="_blank">coffeeandcheesecake</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/trying-to-ruin-marriage-again-are-we" target="_blank">#trying to ruin marriage again are we</a></p> </blockquote>http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/post/50702056375http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/post/50702056375Fri, 17 May 2013 23:33:03 -0400goddamn that is a beautiful brick oven<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e24fd2f73fe1b22ed9c77a0aa03fd2a3/tumblr_mmo18gFMoL1qawjn6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/post/50701503194http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/post/50701503194Fri, 17 May 2013 23:25:14 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1f31dde8655c33986e6d433751a9bb95/tumblr_mlbp8cPmIm1rkey39o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2373316de355d57897cbea2231b16cdb/tumblr_mlbp8cPmIm1rkey39o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7cd0bbee21c025cf604dc9726f9e224a/tumblr_mlbp8cPmIm1rkey39o3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2de82c1c49308a7760148c01d5da7b1d/tumblr_mlbp8cPmIm1rkey39o4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5085eb2e2c4f20af2cd0a3c3655f996d/tumblr_mlbp8cPmIm1rkey39o5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b5c003c4a27b6e43431ecb36dbd1eed7/tumblr_mlbp8cPmIm1rkey39o9_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/57fb3daa6c879cd8267ea28c557b4930/tumblr_mlbp8cPmIm1rkey39o7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4bfdab1292857fa9f79b7410addc3dee/tumblr_mlbp8cPmIm1rkey39o8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em><small>Technically, I never lied.</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/post/50694101245http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/post/50694101245Fri, 17 May 2013 21:41:56 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b916c2eaf179f718ac4d68b7fc336cde/tumblr_mlbu5knVsO1qaxmsao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/post/50688680733http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/post/50688680733Fri, 17 May 2013 20:20:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fda538dc4069b9cb0bd3a38dcd9d5ea4/tumblr_mh8ssu8CJA1r0vn0ko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whyhelloemily.tumblr.com/post/41530741028/more-drunk-kitchen-posters-more-drunk-kitchen" target="_blank">whyhelloemily</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>More Drunk Kitchen posters? More Drunk Kitchen posters!</p> <p><strike>If you don’t love Hannah Hart you’re wrong.</strike></p> </blockquote>http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/post/50683376116http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/post/50683376116Fri, 17 May 2013 19:00:29 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcj40wTLVz1rsz77yo1_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcj40wTLVz1rsz77yo2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcj40wTLVz1rsz77yo6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcj40wTLVz1rsz77yo7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcj40wTLVz1rsz77yo8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcj40wTLVz1rsz77yo9_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <div> <p>“<big><big><strong>I like knocking Norse people out of frame.</strong></big></big><small> It makes me laugh.” -Joss Whedon</small></p> </div> </blockquote>http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/post/50677722332http://ohai-mg.tumblr.com/post/50677722332Fri, 17 May 2013 17:40:07 -0400