Mike, 22, Connecticut, college student, Writing major, part-time pizza guy, full-time blogger/lazy person. Oh, and I have a very special Ms. Lady, and I like to talk about her, too.
Using this as a place to vent, express ideas/opinions, blah blah blah, all that other stuff. The semi-choerent brain droppings of someone with entirely too much time on his hands. Also lots of random, fast-paced reblogging. Enjoy.
Doctors at Captain Jack's Stag Party
The Bad Beginning:"To Beatrice- darling, dearest, dead."
The Reptile Room:"For Beatrice- My love for you shall live forever. You, however, did not."
The Wide Window:"For Beatrice –I would much prefer it if you were alive and well."
The Miserable Mill:"To Beatrice –My love flew like a butterfly until death swooped down like a bat. As the poet Emma Montana McElroy said, 'That's the end of that.'"
The Austere Academy:"For Beatrice –You will always be in my heart, in my mind, and in your grave."
The Ersatz Elevator:"For Beatrice –When we met my life began, soon afterward, yours ended."
The Vile Village:"For Beatrice –When we were together I felt breathless. Now you are."
The Hostile Hospital:"For Beatrice –Summer without you is as cold as winter. Winter without you is even colder."
The Carnivorous Carnival:"For Beatrice –Our love broke my heart, and stopped yours."
The Slippery Slope:"For Beatrice –When we first met, you were pretty, and I was lonely. Now I am pretty lonely."
The Grim Grotto:"For Beatrice –Dead women tell no tales. Sad men write them down."
The Penultimate Peril:"For Beatrice -No one could extinguish my love, or your house."
The End:"For Beatrice -I cherished, you perished. The world's been nightmarished."