Mike, 22, Connecticut, college student, Writing major, part-time pizza guy, full-time blogger/lazy person. Oh, and I have a very special Ms. Lady, and I like to talk about her, too.
Using this as a place to vent, express ideas/opinions, blah blah blah, all that other stuff. The semi-choerent brain droppings of someone with entirely too much time on his hands. Also lots of random, fast-paced reblogging. Enjoy.
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kaitlynlaughingalonewithjockeys:
raimundolaughingalonewithsalad:
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
Oh my GOD. That’s not a spider. That’s Satan. Call the fucking military or something tell them that the radioactive spiders have gotten loose.
i just like his helmet.
i dont think my fly swatter would work for this
the helmet is the best part
NononopenipenldofnosonfobsolnonoNOPENOPENIPEBISOLLIESOUTY
ABORTABORT! KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!
he should have fucking welded that thing
ALL ABOARD THE ‘NOPE’ TRAIN TO ‘FUCK THAT’ VILLE.
JESUS CHRIST FUCK NO
EXCUSE ME SIR BUT SATAN APPEARS TO HAVE MATERIALIZED IN YOUR LIVING ROOM
Someone grab the motherfucking salt.
JUST GONNA “NOPE” THE FUCK OUTTA HERE, YOU KEEP YOUR CLEARLY GAMMA-IRRADIATED AUSTRALIAN CLOCK SPIDER OF DEATH TO YOURSELVES
I would burn the house and runnnnnnnn! Ain’t nobody got time for that!
What the FUCK?!?!
Oh my gosh. I would die!! D:
wtffffff