Mike, 22, Connecticut, college student, Writing major, part-time pizza guy, full-time blogger/lazy person. Oh, and I have a very special Ms. Lady, and I like to talk about her, too.
Using this as a place to vent, express ideas/opinions, blah blah blah, all that other stuff. The semi-choerent brain droppings of someone with entirely too much time on his hands. Also lots of random, fast-paced reblogging. Enjoy.
Doctors at Captain Jack's Stag Party
About Me / My Face / My Reading Blargh / Mah Roes to mah Doktah / Ask me stuff!
I’m just gonna nope the fuck right on outta here…
Did… did that spider kill that garden snake..?
Oh God… I don’t want to live on this planet anymore. That is terrifying.

(via juicyjacqulyn)
there can only be one
Guess who’s not sleeping tonight ALL OF YOU
Fuck me I’m gonna kill myself now.
I actually like help