1. thescienceblog:

    Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:

    Prof. of Computer Science:
    A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.

    Prof. of Geometry:
    A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.


    Prof. of Physics:
    A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.


    Prof. of Chemistry:
    A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.


    Prof. of Physiology:
    A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.


    Prof. of Accountancy:
    A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.


    Prof. of Economics:
    A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.


    Prof. of English:
    A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.


    Prof. of Engineering:
    Uh, What? I’m not familiar with that term.

     
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    *vague smile*
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    hah, raggin’ on the engy’s.
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    Me: A kiss is a high five with mouths.
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