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  3. liberalsarecool:

    spillboy:

    Voted 6 times to raise his pay.

    GOP “me only” politics

    (via karethdreams)

     

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  5. ironychan:

    mischievousshota:

    indevan:

    simonjadis:

    carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

    emeraldcharos:

    wessasaurus-rex:

    kikojaharo:

    This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

     ”What the fuck?” 

    She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

    baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

    confused sharp bunnies

    i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

    i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

    Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

    (via astralraindrops)

     


  6. faewild:

    smashedindigo:

    no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty

    Schrödinger’s laundry

    (Source: 2460-pun, via casual-laughter)

     


  7. donutsornonuts:

    We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

    (via missterlovett)

     


  8. brttny32194:

    but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

    (via grasstafarian)

     


  9. maskums:

    imagineyouricon:

    imagine your icon tucking you into bed and reading to you

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    (Source: imagineyouricon, via ashmely)

     

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  12. tomorrowsofyesterday:

    So @TheCapitolPN tweeted this
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    which was promptly deleted. (G-Bb-A-D are the notes to Rue’s whistle.)

    But if you had clicked inspect element before it was deleted

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    "You silence our voices, but we are still heard."

    HOW COOL IS THIS MARKETING?!?! Like the rebels are hacking into the capitol’s twitter!!!!

    (Thanks toastbabeis and mockingjaysource for noticing it and jenliamjosh for reblogging)

    (via ashmely)

     

  13. ffrenchtoast:

    "You’re starting early today."

    (via lady-cheshire)

     

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  15. (Source: bobbyfraser, via pocky-hair)