1. mymompickedthisurl:

    this is God’s way of telling you that you have too much fucking money

    (Source: sizvideos, via bunnywonnykins)


  2. imyoursouleater:




    Celebrity and historic figure doppelgangers

    I have this crack theory that the genetic material that determines human appearance has a finite number of possible arrangements, thus resulting in doppelgangers.

    That or they’re vampires.

    That too

    (via bunnywonnykins)


  3. phaserburn:

    My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

    (Source: fourwheeldevice, via ashleyzeeeee)



  5. stuckinthetimewar:




    jesus what the fuck

    this was my favorite bible story growing up

    (Source: silenttaiga, via pishified)


  6. (Source: butterflyqueef, via iou-mydear)


  7. "

    The Game Cube can be hit with a sledgehammer and work just fine. The Nintendo DS was specifically designed to be able to survive a 1.5 meter (five foot) drop onto solid concrete without breaking, and one of the company’s bigwigs wouldn’t let it go past the design phase until the design team could guarantee it could survive the drop at least 10 times. In fact, Nintendo products have such a reputation for being impossible to break through normal means that they spawned the term “Nintendium”—an all-purpose phrase given to pieces of technology that survive extreme punishment. For example, take the Gulf War Game Boy, an original Game Boy console that survived having a freaking bomb dropped on it.

    Nintendo never advertises their products as being durable, they don’t brag about their Game Boys being bomb-proof or their consoles being tough enough to survive being hit by a car. They just expect their customers to be human and include features to prepare for that humanity. While other companies decide that they’re nice by including a cover to protect the screen of the $600 phone you just bought in case you drop it, Nintendo just builds a device that can survive being dropped in the first place and doesn’t make a big deal about it. Because that’s how a real company does business.


    10 Toys That Are Replacing Cutting-Edge Technology (via strandedonthemainland)

    I dropped my 3DS down a flight of concrete stairs and it just got a little scratched on the corners.

    (via digitallyimpaired)

    (via aveclesmonstres)



  9. "Frollo saw Esmeralda as a demon. Quasimodo saw Esmeralda as an Angel. Phoebus saw her as Esmeralda. That is why Esmeralda fell in love with Phoebus."

    - Hannah B, on Quasimodo ‘not getting the girl’ in Disney’s Hunchback of Notre Dame (via merina2)

    i went into the esmerelda tag looking for badass and i found gold-plated badass

    (via captain-raptor)

    (via deazombrains)


  10. lipgloss-in-my-veins:

    “The closer he looks at the child, the less he sees … The more he looks at it, there’s nothing there. He fears that the more you look at him the less you see. There isn’t anything there.” - John Hughes

    i always wondered what the fuck this scene was about

    (Source: davidfincherings, via wingscanspeak)



  12. sp1derjosh:



    Grant Gustin films The Flash pilot in full costume on 3/11/14 [10 HQ pics]

    He looks so silly with his face hahahaha. The costume is still a no for me though.

    Really liking the new flash costume! Will fit in really well with the current arrow universe. It’s a great mix!


    It looks a lot like the costume from Injustice.

    (Source: grantgustinnews, via impactwebbing)


  13. sheep-boy:

    a ravenclaw inventing a spell like “ive enchanted this quill so that one dip in an inkwell and it will be able to draw from that inkwell until its out! no redipping!” and their muggle born friend just

    "a…pen.you literally just used magic to make a pen" 

    (via wingscanspeak)


  14. harperperennial:


    Let’s talk about libraries. Libraries! “Oh, hello, are you a person? Great, you’ve met our qualifications. Please enjoy unlimited borrowing of any number of any books. Do we not have the book you seek? Let us know and we will buy it so that you can read it. You will owe us nothing. Stay as long as you want.” Libraries are like pleasant, real-life morphine dreams.


    (via aspiringpolymath)