3. nerd-with-wings:



    What the fuck is happening to me

    (via melanieeeeeeeec)



  5. skeletongrazed:


    what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

    one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

    (via lacoste-and-knee-socks)


  6. acidpunch:

    still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

    and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

    (via whenthebluebellsareout)


  7. Firefly Rewatch: 1.01 (Serenity) - Are you always this sentimental?

    (via rufustfirefly)


  8. allergictoidioms:

    How Vicki became my favorite character ever

    (via munnisonlinelogwy)


  9. fruitappreciation:

    omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

    (via pandoralily)



  11. This is what they do when they're not being an avenger.

    (Source: blackbirdbaroness, via fuckyeahhawkguy)


  12. m3mphis-may-fire:

    Do you ever wonder how someone can even like you? 

    (Source: infiinite3scape, via thesecretlostpetcityonthemoon)


  13. "Why do white people own so many pets?
    Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
    What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
    You know he did it.
    how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
    A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
    To catch a predator.
    Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
    They can’t even
    What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee."

    from various reddit threads

    at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

    white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

    (via transascendant)

    (via queeenbiancadelrio)


  14. sexrumors:

    trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room


    (via bunnywonnykins)


  15. snickidoodle:



    there needs to be a month between august and september 


    son i have news for you

    (via bunnywonnykins)