if you compliment me once i’ll think about it every night for twelve years
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My Panic is Manic!
Mike, 22, Connecticut, college student, Writing major, part-time pizza guy, full-time blogger/lazy person. Oh, and I have a very special Ms. Lady, and I like to talk about her, too.
Using this as a place to vent, express ideas/opinions, blah blah blah, all that other stuff. The semi-choerent brain droppings of someone with entirely too much time on his hands. Also lots of random, fast-paced reblogging. Enjoy.
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About Me / My Face / My Reading Blargh / Mah Roes to mah Doktah / Ask me stuff!
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You’re going to take some swings and misses, and you can’t be afraid of it. You can’t get paralyzed by “It has to be perfect.”
- Tina Fey [born May 18, 1970]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LOVELY LADY!(Source: feyminism, via captainsharkattack)
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…aaaand Tom Hanks has his hand caught in a pickle jar.
“You have to let go. No, let go of the PICKLE.”
“But I want a pickle.”#sometimes i remember that tom hanks exists and the world seems a better place.
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when dudes say they’ve been friendzoned i like to imagine rod serling waiting impatiently to escort their entitled manchildren butts into the alternate dimension they’ve created for themselves— a dimension not only of sound, but of mind. a journey into the land of their imaginations.
welcome to The Friend Zone.
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Cucamelons: They’re grape-sized watermelons that taste like cucumbers with a tinge of lime
They’re native to Mexico and Central America. They also go by the following names: mouse melon, Mexican sour gherkin, Mexican miniature watermelon and Mexican sour cucumber. [homegrown-revolution.co.uk]
You can buy the seeds here: $2.50 for 25-35 seeds. [rareseeds.com] Read more.
[@buzzfeeddiy h/t @HaywoodZhablome]
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im crying because did disney miss the part where she DIDNT WANT TO DRESS UP FOR THE CEREMONY IN THE MOVIE? NO? OK WERE GONNA IGNORE THAT.
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reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy(via astronautmd)
