February 2011
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Random Fact #81
There is nothing in the United States Constitution thats says that the President must reside in the White House during their tenure. While it’s certainly more practical for them to remain in Washington DC, theoretically, they could be Commander-In-Chief from wherever they felt like.
The awkward moment when you have seen the face of...
And then you realize that the bad guys from Dead Space are basically Dead Hands with a flesh tone. See? Dead Hands ARE that fucking scary.
“CLOTHES ARE FOR COMMUNISTS!!”
– My sister
January 2011
That awkward moment when there's nothing exciting...
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Whaa...
Less than 2 minutes ago, I had an iTunes card in my hand…
and now I can’t find it.
…….what…..
Flashpoint
tombloggs:
Geoff Johns and Andy Kubert will be tackling the mammoth challenge of ‘Changing the whole universe, forever.’ And to put any doubts at bay DC have adopted the tagline ‘This isn’t a parallel universe. This isn’t a mirror world. This is home.’ How can they come back from this now? I guess we’ll have to wait and find out, as, if history is anything to go by, it is only a matter of time...
brodo-faggins:
really
did you really just
good lord
put a picture of yourself drinking a can of beer on Facebook
and blur out the label of the can
Hmm. Now I'm tempted to make "The Creep" my new...
I mean, seriously, it IS the soundtrack to my life. And it’s a tad bit catchier than “In Motion” (the techno song that plays in The Social Network as Mark is setting up Facemash).
REBLOG WITH THE IMAGE THAT REPRESENTS YOUR...
ryley-stbatman:
one-hell-of-a-tumblr-url:
friendlymushroom:
mthumbelina:
quintossential:
bowtiesarecool:
gayjamesbond:
mrscastielwinchesterofthelord:
stop-its-ginger-time:
blackpajamaparty:
areyouafraidofthedark:
ghostsinthesnow:
kryokats:
purplecloudy.tumblr.com
I feel as though most people have comical names…mine actually reflects a lot...
Seriously, who would ever buy the "Clean" version...
Isn’t the point of releasing them on iTunes to make it so that people can actually hear all of the bleeped-out stuff from TV? I can’t see the appeal in listening to 3 minutes of “It’s my *CENSORED* in a box!”
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this is not the blog you are looking for.: gurry:... →
ryley-stbatman:
gurry:
gurry:
maritakk:
splutterheart:
prozac34:
nerdbaitplus3:
tatertott:
americanslang:
prozac34:
rootofginger:
joshishollywood:
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP
I’M TRYING TO THINK
YEAH GUYS, CUT THE FUCKERY
…I really wanna start reblogging this with my crazy hats…but I don’t wanna bomb my newsfeed, lol
SOCIALLY AWKWARD →
apanzarella:
overheree:
thatweasleygirl:
thisclassisridikulus:
sueferdinand:
You check your phone, because you have nothing to contribute to the conversation.
Wait for the right time to say something, you get interrupted. Twice.
Someone you vaguely know is walking in front of you. You maintain distance.
Hold the door for some. They’re slightly too far away.
Someone comes online,...
All I need to know/care about SAG awards:
Colin Firth/King’s Speech won.
:D
Hugh Laurie lost.
D:
“Truth is stranger than Fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to...”
– Mark Twain
On Valentine's Day:
nicholashoultdaily:
What My Friends Will Be Doing:
What I’ll Be Doing:
Hell hath no fury like a fangirl scorned.
apanzarella:
MMMmmm, the fangirl backlash from Glee losing all of the awards it was nominated for at the SAG’s is just delicious. and what makes it even better? Everyone that won an award instead of them are people that actually deserved it. I love when that happens.
Keyboards for all situations
shunao:
sirseahorse:
idiocyatitsfinest:
lumos-maxima:
Grandma
Masturbation
Paper due in the morning
I agree with each one of these.
mhm
i need the last keyboard so badly
Every time I watch Easy A, all I can focus on is...
sexyfish:
ryley-stbatman:
ifyoufingerit:
Oranges.
Oranges.
More oranges.
Motherfucking oranges.
Orange on the escape.
Lonely orange for a lonely girl.
ORANGES EVERYWHERE.
This is amazing. quite Frankly
Whoah.
Maybe it’s like how Coppola used oranges in The Godfather…
Creepy: The Holder Of The End. →
creepyx:
Try this little dare game if you’re very brave and if you travel a lot…
In any country, in the city in which you find yourself, look up locations of mental institutions and halfway houses. Select one you can easily get to and off you go…
Go to the institution and walk inside. Tell the receptionist you wish to speak to “The Holder of The End.” The receptionist will likely know...
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"Did I ever tell you guys that I got kicked out of...
“Yeah, they caught me eating a Brownie…”
Ugh. Sometimes I annoy myself with my ocd.
My protective screen thingy for my phone was peeling off, so I took it of, planning to buy another, but the store was closed by the time I got home. Now I refuse to touch it, because I don’t want fingerprints on it.
Le fu.
iwannabefat:
allahsvagina:
fuck bisexuality
fuck hetrosexuality
fuck homosexuality
i am pansexul~*~*~
omg
FACT: The world won't end in 2012 because Harry’s...