1. dirtofficial:

    I’m not going to fight in the skeleton war because I do not support the skeleton military industrial complex or skeleton imperialism sorry

    (via thebearinthecrypt)

     


  2. deadlydinos:

    snailwitch:

    the maker of Nice Cream and Disband Skin, we bring to you, our viewers at home, Garlic Lube!

    I hate you

    Release date: Future Day

     

  3. curlyawesomeness:

    jesus, i swear to your dad, you better drop that attitude

    (via magpiecake)

     

  4. validx2:

    prettyboyshyflizzy:

    loveniaimani:

    ctron164:

    tarynel:

    chiefsimba:

    king-emare:

    trailerparkof-whores:

    Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them

    lmaoooo son…this just ruined my childhood

    Yo lmfaooo

    BRUH NOOOOOOOOOOO LMFAO

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    Nooooooooooooo why ya’ll destroying “Dragon Tales” ?!?!

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    😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

    yoooooooo lmao

    (via thatfatmermaid)

     


  5. hanukkahlewinsky:

    that feeling when you finally get past a really slow car

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    (via marvelousmsmarvel)

     


  6. onsereverra:

    helioscentrifuge:

    aggressively reads your readmores to make sure you’re okay

    aggressively doesn’t know what to do when you’re not okay

    (via lightning-eyes)

     


  7. theofficialariel:

    All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows. 

    (via nataliemeansnice)

     


  8. snazziest:

    I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

    (via lightning-eyes)

     

  9. (Source: maxgehr, via maxgehr)

     

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  12. vlkodlak:

    fals3-words-fall-d3ad:

    Bellossom went to rehab

    good for you bellossom

    (via stigmatypy)

     

  13. thingswilllookbetterinthemorning:

    pussyrican:

    Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.

    Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.

    (Source: gifak-net, via bonmouton)

     


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  15. whatthebec:

    whatthebec:

    my fav thing is that the skinny ass daddy dom belt whippin dude is already wearing a belt 

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    (via coolalgebra)