i mean dude
2013 even looks like a shitty number to me and it was a shitty year
2014 looks so much more appealing to me.
2014 is going to be a good year, i can feel it.
no words can explain how wrong i was.
Mike, 24, Connecticut, fat, single, college student, Writing major, pizza guy, lazy person. Plz talk to me srsly u guise. Doctors at Captain Jack's Stag Party
Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.
"Treat all of your secondary characters like they think the book is about them."
Brilliant job idea:
Hire myself out to pregnant women who feel self-conscious about their insane cravings, so that they feel less guilty about eating.
"Oh, I don’t know, I really want potato chips and pickles, but I shouldn’t…"
"I got this."