1. Anonymous said: You're a cute nerd. And you look pretty damn cuddly. I like cuddly,cute nerds, hence the crush.

    these arms are made for cuddling

    and that’s just what they’ll do

    one of these days these arms are gonna cuddle the hell out of you all


  2. Anonymous said: Crush because you are honest and confident in who you are.

    Well, I’ll give you “honest,” but “confident,” ehhh


  3. If you have a crush on me, anonymously tell me why.


  4. embarrassmental:


    what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality


    (via ghoul-iette)


  5. (Source: cindehella, via urulokid)


  6. craftymcclever:

    why heeellllooooo

    (via deadlydinos)


  7. undersensitive:

    i hate this website everyone’s hotter than me wtf

    (Source: co-ver, via casual-laughter)




  10. liberalsarecool:


    Voted 6 times to raise his pay.

    GOP “me only” politics

    (via karethdreams)



  12. ironychan:








    This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

     ”What the fuck?” 

    She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

    baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

    confused sharp bunnies

    i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

    i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

    Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

    (via astralraindrops)


  13. faewild:


    no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty

    Schrödinger’s laundry

    (Source: 2460-pun, via casual-laughter)


  14. donutsornonuts:

    We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

    (via missterlovett)


  15. brttny32194:

    but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

    (via grasstafarian)