2. marvelsmarvels:

    Captain Marvel 2012 Issue 9

    (via kellysue)


  3. unamusedsloth:

    If alcohol labels told the truth.

    (via wtdmnx)


  4. shakethecobwebs:

    the answer to everything is mac and cheese

    (via femme-phlegm)


  5. Anonymous said: Have you recently started smoking weed?

    No?  I can honestly say that I have never partaken in the pot.



    1. Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
    2. Me: no
    3. Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

  7. onlypaintonthewall:

    Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real. 

    (Source: pugnacious-behavior, via sydneythesignificant)


  8. rifftraxmike:



    "My, I bet you monsters lead interesting lives. I said to my girlfriend just the other day - Gee, I’ll bet monsters are interesting, I said. The places you must go and the places you must see, my stars! And I’ll bet you meet a lot of interesting people, too. I’m always interested in meeting interesting people."

    As a kid I had no idea what the joke was here but I loved it so much. 

    To that: I’ve never bought it when executives would complain, “It’s too obscure, you need to make it relevant to today’s 18-34…” etc. Nonsense. A child of five can understand the dynamic here and that something funny is going on and still enjoy it. The kid doesn’t then complain to mother, “I know it’s funny but is it relevant to my age group?” Especially if there are older siblings laughing.

    Bugs is a towering legend.

    (Source: plantharmony, via aspiringpolymath)


  9. du4ne:

    *stabs a memory foam mattress* remember that bitch

    (via soufflegirl)


  10. indevampire:


    fyi ‘satire’ isn’t just ‘hyperbolic exaggeration of the same shit we usually see with a disclaimer that it’s different.’ There actually has to be, like, an element of condemnation in its thesis.

    It’s not ironic if it actively celebrates what it’s condemning.

    just wanted to put that out there

    (via 0pposite-0f-amnesia)


  11. kagezukami:

    share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach

    (Source: eva-420, via im-on-the-verge-of-passing-out)



  13. owlturdcomix:

    The one constant.

    (via redandblueeye2)


  14. theomnibuscollector:


    Other than New Avengers, the other series that I get asked about the most is Ultimate Spider-Man. The first Omnibus, which was basically a reproduction of an old collection from Barnes and Noble, was published over two years ago around the time that the first Amazing Spider-Man movie. I had…

    Even just more of those “ultimate” TPB’s would be nice, since there are only about four so far…