1. amurderofhungrycrows:

    lol so many good ones

    (Source: acidocasualidad, via racheltheewe)


  2. arachnids-arisen:


    i mean dude

    2013 even looks like a shitty number to me and it was a shitty year

    2014 looks so much more appealing to me.

    2014 is going to be a good year, i can feel it.

    no words can explain how wrong i was.

    (via itwasjustunjellify)


  3. t1m3l0rdh4nj1:

    Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

    (via ladypandacat)


  4. operagifs:

    Luciano Pavarotti in Rigoletto (1982 film)


  5. tyranitart:

    look at this lil bruh-bruh. he fresh out the egg and already on the prowl fuckin wreckin a dumb human. meanwhile human babies just cry and shit themselves and have to be fed by a bigger, still frail human. damn we weak

    (Source: reptilianbitch, via racheltheewe)


  6. "Treat all of your secondary characters like they think the book is about them."
    — Jocelyn Hughes (via maxkirin)

    (via enders-infinity)


  7. methlabrador:

    whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

    (Source: mattressblowoutsale, via eidak)


  8. slimydad:

    i hate old crusty ass adults who are like “how can you love someone youve never met or touched” shut up you dont know how to open new tabs in your internet browser

    (via trishmish)


  9. I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities 

    (Source: goblinparty, via bburgeoningg)


  10. matthewsagan:

    when you assume someone on here is a certain age but it turns out you were way off


    (Source: matthewsagan, via trollfacemommy)


  11. iheartchaos:

    True facts about the sea pig

    Ze Frank lays down some education on the mysterious sea pig.




  14. Brilliant job idea:

    Hire myself out to pregnant women who feel self-conscious about their insane cravings, so that they feel less guilty about eating.

    "Oh, I don’t know, I really want potato chips and pickles, but I shouldn’t…"

    "I got this."


  15. dutchster:

    how to get laid
    1. find a couch
    2. lay on it
    3. i’m so lonely

    (via trollfacemommy)